Day ??? of being a third wheel. I am slowly forgetting the passage of time exists. I ripped a few pages off the calendar, assembled them all in a circular position on the floor, pretending I invented time itself for the first time

Day Two of being the third wheel. How are you guys doing?

What the hell is going on why are so many bots in my feed???

another fine day of being the third wheel. life is good

Big fan of the concept of cosplaying. It's like, somebody thought: 'hey, what if it was Halloween everyday?'

Which one of you psychopaths came up with the idea of 'salted caramel'? Why on earth would you run such perfect sweetness with salt?

I seriously cannot comprehend how amazingly cool I am as a person, yesterday I ate my cereal with Prime instead of milk and it was awesome. Literally, how come no one has ever thought of that?

i like to refer to myself as a "stroll", a troll that is essentially superior to regular trolls, hence the 's' on the front, it stands for 'senior'

Today, at the kindergarten, I taught the kids about the effect music can have in our mood; I put Thick Off It by KSI on the radio and they started crying

this old lady leaving next to me made another rant about the neighbors on the second floor. i spat some of my prime drink on her face and that seemed to had calmed her down for a bit